Timothy likes to stuff his doggy in his shirt, and pretend he is pregnant. Tonight he announced, with great dramatic flair, "I think it's about to hatch out!" We gathered around. "Let's wait for it," he whispered, the suspense building. Then he pulled it out the neck of his shirt.
Liam: "That's not how babies are born. They come out your butt."
Me: "No they don't, Liam, they come out of the mother's vagina."
Liam considers for a moment. "Do all babies come from China?"
OMG, I laughed for a good 5 minutes straight at this one. hahaha! LOVE IT
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