Karen achieves "preferred guest" status

Atlanta - I checked in to a Westin hotel this afternoon, and was informed that because of my new preferred status, I would be able to access the private tenth floor lounge for hors d'ouvres this evening. Wow! I always knew I was special, but it is gratifying to have a hotel chain finally recognize it. I have stayed at a Westin before...but only once since I've been married and used this name...so clearly they have granted me preferred status not because I am a loyal customer, but rather because they actually do PREFER me. I inspected the room, and the only differences I can see between this hotel room and others are:

1. There is a phone in the bathroom, right next to the toilet.
2. There are several pamphlets and brochures informing me that I am a preferred guest.