The Wrong Trousers

When I put on my jeans they felt a little roomier than usual. I've been losing a little weight since Timothy was born so I thought, okay, this is good. They seemed longer too - maybe riding lower. And the pockets seemed deeper than I remembered. Huh? It took me a full ten minutes to realize...

These are not my jeans.

Interestingly, Will's jeans fit me better than my own do.