Thursday, December 01, 2005

Ever since Mom loaned me her vibrator, I've been sleeping like a baby.

It's not as kinky as it sounds. Lately I've been suffering from restless legs - especially if I have to sit for a long time, and when I'm trying to fall asleep. I feel all twitchy and jittery, like when you have too much caffeine.

When we were in Wisconsin for Thanksgiving weekend, Mom offered to loan me an electric massage gadget. The thing is, she kept referring to it as her "vibrator." Well, I can assure you, it feels goooood...just like my spam said it would.

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